This girl is more easily done than said...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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