Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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