ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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