Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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