I feel great
I just peed on a car
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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