Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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