it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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