I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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