I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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