Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
