im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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