yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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