do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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