they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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