why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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