I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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