o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
