This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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