Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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