what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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