it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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