You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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