I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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