So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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