Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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