so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Randomize
