OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
