And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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