Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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