All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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