question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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