barbara walters just said penis...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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