No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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