At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Randomize
