Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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