I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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