apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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