I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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