I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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