that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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