Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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