Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she peed on how many people?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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