am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
cat food counts as protein by the way
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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