Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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