I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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