So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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