dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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