You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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