He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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