actually, I'm a sock model
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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