So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
