you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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