He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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